One Weekend

This was a weekend that will go down in history:

1. Worked 28 hours
2. Slept 7 hours (total)
3. Consumed 7 Redbulls to survive
4. Almost ripped a mole off of my neck with a seat belt
5. Ate a buffalo chicken egg roll for dinner
6. Laughed uncontrollably
7. Witnessed a diner altercation at 2AM
8. Was offered a coffee by a toothless gem at 7-11, in return he wanted a jump
9. Took a 1.4oz shot of syrup
10. Made the cash dollars
11. PB cup martinis are gross with the redbull taste on your tongue
12. Had a dance party in a car, twice in one night in two separate cars
13. Watched WAY too much basketball
14. Swallowed an entire hot dog using only two bites
15. Came home to grilled strip steaks and sweet potatoes
16. Healed a bit.